"I swear it's not mine, but i need it shipped"

"My brand new camper was carefully moved and stored at the Tow Fetish facility to preserve evidence from a very unfortunate vagrant incident. The understanding, expertise and ability to bring a much needed sense of humor into the situation surpassed my expectations. Thanks, Zach, for making a terrible event much more bearable."

"Professional, bearded and awesome! Zach helped me ship several things over the last year during a big move. He reveled in the face of challenge as I presented him with several odd objects, large and small. He even gave me a discount for the having the

'Strange Item of the Month.' Haha!"